During today's final.
- Question: You can't get pregnant if you're "doing it" standing up.
- Me: What kind of fucking question is this.
Thursday May 24 10:38pmYou know what’s really weird? The fact that you’ll never actually be able to see yourself in real life. Like you can see yourself in mirrors and reflections but you’ll never in your life see what you really look like.
- guys on tumblr: all I want to do is find a girl and treat her right
- boys that I know: first i park muh car then i fuck yo bitch
Normal is boring, weird is cute.
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